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ss—22:

crispypick:

michaelrocksmyworld:

michaelfuckingjackson:

9gag:

wtf? HAHA. lol!

I killed a homo because that’s how I roll…?

I slept with a condom because I’m sexy as hell?
haha.

I smoked with your mom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Damn.

I killed an easter egg because I have a noodle in my nose

I slept with a french fry because I’m beautiful.
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ss—22:

crispypick:

michaelrocksmyworld:

michaelfuckingjackson:

9gag:

wtf? HAHA. lol!

I killed a homo because that’s how I roll…?

I slept with a condom because I’m sexy as hell?

haha.

I smoked with your mom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Damn.

I killed an easter egg because I have a noodle in my nose

I slept with a french fry because I’m beautiful.

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  1. ratna-laurentina reblogged this from hersiyantiditaa and added:
    homeless guy b’cos the lil ppl told me to?????
  2. hersiyantiditaa reblogged this from patheticcat and added:
    I killed a toothbrush because thats how i roll. HALAH.
  3. thisismacspeaking reblogged this from burnthegirl and added:
    I RAN SHIRTLESS WITH SANTA CLAUS BECAUSE I HAVE AMAZING BOOBS, LOL
  4. commondenominator liked this
  5. ittatingseykau reblogged this from mosple
  6. ko-no-mi liked this
  7. vvorst reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I killed a whore because that`s how I roll. wtf. HAHAHAH.
  8. candizzzzle liked this
  9. moonkisser reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    hahaha fucking quiz
  10. dumbfck reblogged this from 9gag
  11. puttingthefunbackinfuneral reblogged this from blitherypoop and added:
    Wrong…because thats how...had the white shirt on
  12. pi4nobl4ck liked this
  13. blitherypoop reblogged this from puttingthefunbackinfuneral and added:
    puttingthefunbackinfuneral So you killed a porn star because you’re sexy as hell? I stabbed a homeless guy because I...
  14. cynnnthiaa reblogged this from fignite and added:
    I killed your dealer because that’s how i roll. Wth, LOL.
  15. cynnnthiaa liked this
  16. envee liked this
  17. fingcupcakepunk liked this
  18. myflailstation liked this
  19. fuckthehottub reblogged this from myflailstation and added:
    I slept with a french fry because I’m beautiful.
  20. thesilencepropaganda reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    “I slept with a homosexual because that’s how i roll”
  21. hobble-hope reblogged this from myspoonfulofsugar
  22. magluminous reblogged this from its-all-good and added:
    I raped a crackhead because I’m sexy as hell. =))))
  23. meamouse liked this
  24. sitting-waiting reblogged this from like-december and added:
    smoke crack. Why are september ones always so retarded
  25. thisispartlyholden liked this
  26. jennnnniferrrrr reblogged this from thatonewhitechick and added:
    I banged a lesbian because I’m beautiful. HAA.
  27. cheskaleonardo reblogged this from myspoonfulofsugar and added:
    I STABBED A BAG OF WEED BECAUSE THE LITTLE PEOPLE TOLD ME TO. =))
  28. everythingvanishes reblogged this from acray and added:
    i ate out your dealer because that’s how i roll. (almost fucking peed myself over this)
  29. myspoonfulofsugar reblogged this from iwontletmesay and added:
    I cuddle with a french fry because Im a pimp and you’re jealous =))
  30. thegreatskadoosh reblogged this from graceathome and added:
    I cuddled with a cat because I love marijuana. Hell yeah!
  31. myspoonfulofsugar liked this
  32. myflailstation reblogged this from like-december and added:
    I killed an easter egg because I have a noodle in my nose
  33. like-december reblogged this from zitpicker and added:
    I smoked with your mom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Damn.
  34. worthathousandwords liked this
  35. micaellaross reblogged this from meamouse and added:
    I ate out a toothbrush because I’m sexy as hell
  36. comeonpeepshow reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I smoked with the Trojan Man because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  37. ohchelsea reblogged this from 9gag
  38. kateshappyplace reblogged this from 9gag
  39. slmisfit reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.
  40. acray reblogged this from flashinglightsandsleeplessnights and added:
    i ran shirtless with an easter egg because i have AMAZING boobs.
  41. angelmargaret reblogged this from angeles-xylyn and added:
    I raped the trojan man because I love marijuana. HAHA.
  42. -chelsea reblogged this from zitpicker and added:
    I killed a horse because I’m gay. cool.
  43. zitpicker reblogged this from michaelfuckingjackson and added:
    I slept with a condom because I’m sexy as hell? haha.
  44. michaelfuckingjackson reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I killed a homo because that’s how I roll…?
  45. angeles-xylyn reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    i raped a pornstar because i’m pimp and you’re jealous(:
  46. ahypotheticaladventure reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I smoked with your dealer because I have double D’s. HAHA I remember these on myspace from when I was in 8th grade.
  47. iwontletmesay reblogged this from meamouse and added:
    I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I’ve got abs =))
  48. lbjeffries reblogged this from yeahhhhilikeitlikethat and added:
    I cuddled with your grandma because that’s how I roll.
  49. fignite reblogged this from prettymenwearheels
  50. fignite liked this
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I'm Mango and I am an awesome Ravenclaw and a daughter of Apollo who gained a superpower in a freak storm and also just happens to travel with the doctor when she's not at Hogwarts or at camp halfblood. Now in her spare time she likes to explore Narnia, have adventures with a super smart kid and his fairy friends, kill demons and other supernatural beings with two brothers, learn to be a dragon rider and sing in a Glee club. She also likes to read, mainly adventures set in a land of myth and a time of magic where the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy. His name... Merlin. Also Avengers.

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